OUT OF THE WOODS

formerly The Distractionist (R.I.P.)

A newsletter for Artists and Dreamers. Shop in the Woods here.

Welcome to the Writing Department of Out of the Woods. My aim here is to make you laugh. I write about why writers are the worst people in the world, what’s wrong with going to the gym, beastly behaviour of all kinds, how to end the war between introverts and extroverts, and all sorts.

But Out of the Woods is also a sprawling creative ecosystem involving dreamwork, tarot, and several ongoing art projects. I don’t write much about those things at the moment, but if you’re interested, stick around. In the meantime, you can see some of what I’m making in my Shop in the Woods.

Subscribe if this sounds like the hilarious, intriguing, unique newsletter you’ve been looking for. Paid subscribers get extra posts, and discounts on everything in the shop, plus my undying love and devotion.