Woman with Slow Puncture

formerly Out of the Woods. Formerly formerly The Distractionist (R.I.P.)

Weekly newsletters about all sorts of nonsense.

My aim here is to make you laugh. I write about why writers are the worst people in the world, what’s wrong with going to the gym, beastly behaviour of all kinds, how to end the war between introverts and extroverts, and all sorts.

I also share sketches and artwork, talk about my powerlifting journey, and describe how I escape my sister’s regular attempts on my life.