HOW TO BE FUN AT PARTIES

With or without a basket full of jammy dodgers

Neither of the two personality styles on offer to humans, i.e. introvert or extrovert, ever completely appealed to me, so for a while now I’ve opted out of the binary. I’ve chosen a third way, that of the ambivert. This is at least in part because it annoys people who consider themselves to be introverts and therefore morally superior to those of us who…