SHOP
Welcome to the Shop. It’s full of little oddities. More to be added as and when I get it together. Hagstones, art prints, maybe some embroidered stuff.
Nothing is super expensive and everything is completely handmade by me.
⚰️ Your Death
A handwritten or typed letter describing how you die. Posted to you absolutely anywhere in the world. No two deaths are alike.
Choose Your Death:
⭐ UK – £7
Postage costs are included in the price. Letters take a couple of days to arrive in the UK, about a week to Europe, and a little longer to the rest of the world. If Your Death doesn’t arrive within a reasonable time, please let me know.
Your Death is for insight and entertainment purposes only. Please use the information responsibly.
🔮 Palette & Pentacles
Palette & Pentacles is an interdimensional detective agency. If you have a quest or a question, get in touch via the Palette & Pentacles website.
✨Bloom & BloomArcana
Free online journalling rituals
Bloom is an anonymous online journal. As you write, you reveal a beautiful nature image. When you’re finished writing, burn your words and they disappear forever, leaving you with a lovely soothing image to enjoy. Great for emotional release journalling, breaking creative blocks, and confessing your crimes. 🌻Let yourself Bloom
✨BloomArcana
You like tarot and you like journalling? You’ll love ✨BloomArcana.
📚 Books
A whole lot of weird and creepy stories
I used to write fiction. They even gave me some awards for it. Below are links to my sole-authored books.
Currently available for sale at Black Shuck Books (winner of the 2025 World Fantasy Award for best small press.)
Originally published by Undertow Press (another award-winning indie) but now out of print. I have copies to sell with the beautiful cover art by Katrin Welz-Stein. Nominated for a bunch of awards. Some reviews here. Postage included if you’re in the UK. If you’re outside the UK, get in touch and we can figure something out.
Originally this was called The House of Mirrors, and I’m now really annoyed with myself that I didn’t stick with it so I could make the trifecta of House names. You can’t buy this - it’s out out of print and I don’t even have a copy of my own anymore. In fact, I’d probably buy a copy from you, if you had one to sell.
🪵 Notes
If you’re a paid subscriber to my substack contact me for a discount code to be used for (almost) any item in the Shop. I’ll probably just give it you for free, if I can.
Physical items are posted from wherever I happen to be — delivery times may vary.
If you require a refund, please send an email or DM as soon as you can.
Everything in my shop is made by me, a human.